Jokes?

ICE CREAM

A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of cake with five scoop of ice-cream coverd with raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.

"Would you like a cherry on the top?" asked the waitress.

"No, thanks," said the girl, "I'm on a diet."

FRUITS

Teacher: If I had forty apples in one hand and fifty in the other, what would I have?
Martin : Huge hands.

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Dinesh came rushing in to his Dad.
"Dad," he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps a doctor away?"

"That's what the say," said his Dad.

"Well, give me an apple quick!.. I've just broken the doctor's window."


Hahahahahaa~ ; )
Is it funny...?